CHEAP-O-CONTRACTORS

The absolute cheapest contractors on earth!!!!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are you really that cheap?
A: Give us a chance to prove it.


Q: Why do these other contractors give higher prices?
A: They are only after your money, they do not care  about you, and they have no ethics.



Q: Do you warranty your labor and everyone elses' materials?
A: Yes.


Q: Do you have great references?
A: Absolutely.


Q: Will you do some work for free while on this job because I am doing you a favor by "giving" you work?
A: Of course, this should be a given, we appreciate being "given" work, because this means we do not have to work to get it.


Q: Do you give discounts to seniors?
A: You betcha.


Q: May I change my mind every day and provide new specifications after you have installed something, at no cost to me?
A: You should not even have to ask that question.


Q: Even though my job is not that big, will you spend several hours for free designing and coming to meetings?
A: Another given, try again.


Q: Do you read minds so that I do not have to be specific about anything?
A: Doesn't everyone?


Q: Can I safely assume you will match what I have in my home now?
A: We guarantee that your entire home will match when we are done, or your money back. Honest.


Q: Why are you not listed with the state's contractor's license board?
A: Well dear, this costs money and we know you would hate to have to part with another $45 to cover any added expenses. Same is true for permits, so no need to ask.