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We made another $35 grand today, you should have seen their eye bulge when they saw we were 25% less than anyone else

Top Stories

• House burns down
  Results of our work
  We heard about this one and we just sorta disappeared. We think someone may have been in there. Greed works out so many things.
• Catastrophic Event
  Flooding/Earthquakes
  This is the only time we have  difficulty securing all of the work. We actually have a lot of competition out there in areas like these.
• Will you be next?
  Securing more work
  Contact Us TODAY!!! Get rid of that stinking competent contractor who is licensed, caries insurance, pays his employees over the table, pays his taxes, etc. Why should you support that type of overhead? STOP IT!!!

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What Not To Do

This year's highlighted news article is designed for those contractors desiring to become CHEAPO APPROVED and CERTIFIED GOLD DIAMOND BLUE SHIELDED BESTEST AT BEING CHEAP contractor list.

1) Just provide a number per square foot at least 30% below what you know are prevailing rates for your area. This enables you to not squander a lot of time wasting effort thus enabling you to bid many jobs per, no - not week, not day, but by HOUR! Let your competition beat that! Why Why Why put any time into something people do not want to pay for?

2) Never ever sign a contract with your client.

3) Get as much money as you can up front and then skip to number 100.

4) Never issue written change orders. (What are you doing getting to number 4?)

5) Forget it, you do not qualify if you get this far.

100) Get off the job and move on to the next. You should be able to do at least 4 to 5 jobs a week at this pace.